“What Every Hip-Hop Head Wishes They Had As a Child” Rap Coloring Books and Lullabies

Houston legend, and half of rap duo UGK (R.I.P. Pimp C), rapper Bun B has teamed up with Shea Serrano to put out this educational and hilarious 48-page rap activity book. Here’s what they had to say about this deliciously cultural, whimsical, and much-needed project:

“Kids shouldn’t listen to rap music and definitely shouldn’t listen to the rappers that we (include). There was, however, a conscious effort made to keep the book, unlike the Tumblr, which occasionally incorporates some raunchier themes, completely clean — there is no cursing or middle fingers — so that it is not inappropriate for children. If it lands in a kid’s lap, then cool; he’s going to like it, but we’re kind of making this for rap fans.”

This masterpiece features likenesses and interesting tid-bits of all the big names in hip-hop in the form of color-by-the-numbers, connect-the-dots, rap mad libs, etc. Activities range from drawing in Drake’s eyebrows to creating the title of the next Plies hit.

drake eyebrows

nicki numbers
ice cube mad libs
juicy j crayons

I know what every member of my family, closest friends, neighbor, mailman, family physician, pastor, and rabbi are getting for Christmas this year. Order yours here.

And while we’re on the topic of excellent parenting, treat your hip-hop young’ns to some of the smoothest hip-hop instrumentals in lullaby form. Just the perfect balance of soothing dopeness and recognizable classics. Perfect to listen to while studying or coloring a rap coloring book. You gotta listen, it’s just too cute.

Once Upon a Rhyme: Lullaby Renditions of Hip-hop Classics